Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Oh Parker...

My worst fears have been realized. Parker is going to be just as bad or worse than Tayler was at this age. Here is the day we had yesterday.

-First he pulled down a box of baking soda out of the cupboard and dumped in on the floor.
- He got into a little planter thing we have in one of our bathrooms… totally destroyed it and spread that green plant stuff all over the house.
-Spilt a whole bag of sunflower seeds on the kitchen floor
-Spilt a whole bag of jelly beans on the floor.
-Tayler got out the corn syrup and put some in her hair as she had seen me put a bow in Callies hair with it and put it on the table… Parker climbed on the kitchen table and dumped it down the front of himself.
-I put him in the tub for the second time. He let all the water out and promptly went diarrhea in the tub.
-He tried to “feed” Callie Salad from our outside fridge while I ran to put shoes on Tayler before preschool sign ups.
-Went and “visited” the fourth grade for a few minutes while I was desperately trying to find him in the kindergarten room.
-Sprayed himself with cleaner while I was cleaning the bathroom.

Needless to say, I have tied up all the cupboards until I can get locks for them.


The Grows said...

WOW, sounds like he is a very busy kid. Good luck!

kate n. said...

Oh Carrie...
your post made me tired!

Shelley Patterson said...

Good luck with that one. I know the feeling as Hunter was a bit of a handful... and I have total sympathy for you.

Ginger said...

now I know how you keep so stinkin skinny!

Keep the list going!

linzy said...

oh carrie!!! can you lock them up in an empty room?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't even imagine!

Will and Mandi said...

Hi Carrie, this is Mandi (Staley) Ross, I found you're blog through Danielle's. I loved reading your posts. So funny! My blog is, stop by and say hi :)